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(Source: trofimoff)
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
(Source: dan-flintceschi)
when you walk down the streets and a random rempit guy is just like:
and you’re like:
and he and his friends are just like:
and you’re all like:
But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:
This was the best part of my day.
I’m not even fucking kidding.
(Source: staypozitive)
I always just get this blank look back like:
Then I get paranoid that they’re parents think I’m like a pedophile…